Hey!! Where those animals gone to??

I think there is a government conspiracy going on. Subtle things have happened and no one seem to notice...

GOODNESS SAKE PEOPLE!!! MCA HAD A MEETING IN THE TRADE CENTER LAST WEEK!!!

I also heard that the Najib dude was here too.

something smells fishy and it ain't my kitchen...

Speaking about fish, I had a pet fish once. I miss you Jello... Life can never be the same anymore... I miss my iguanas too, Tom, Dick and Pedro. I also miss my dog, Get-The-Hell-Off-ME..

I the papers today, "efforts to trace 'mystery voter' fail". How the hell you gonna find some people who doesn't exist? The 'effort' they put into it is also a mystery.. Who is assigned to find these people? That is a mystery as well. Bloody conspiracy...

I dislike politics. I also dislike politicians. I would like to use harsher words but I'm trying to prevent getting rape in prison. I don't need a new butt hole, thank you very much. Politicians, they'll tell you what you'd like to hear, promising a brighter future and la la la... Seriously, some places in KK still lack streetlights and you're telling me "a brighter future"?

THEY LIED!!!!!

Of the many politicians, not one has honestly done what they promise to do. I don't really bother about it anymore and I just want to rant about and get it out of my chest. I want to buy my own country and have a simple government, where weed is legal and free and everyone is a hippy!!! Wait... oh yeah... Amsterdam. Right...

I can't stand political bullshit. Even I don't sit around, playing with buffalo droppings. Why can't we have a government more like Singapore? They seem to be doing very well, I mean damn it!!!(sorry for the french, German, Cantonese, whatever..) The city is clean!!! I can't even smoke without the fear I may offend someone!! Wait, maybe that one suck. Still, its a great country!! Sabah rule too, but for some reason or other, we can't seem to survive without foreign labour (read: pilaks). Sarawak seem to do better. I mean come on!!! the Chinese in China uses their own people to construct the bird nest this-is confusion thingy!!! All we get is stupid lousy housing with cracking walls!!! They have pork everywhere!! All we have is restriction!!! "strictly no pork" my ass!!!

Anyways, why do we call keys 'keys'? I bet you the first person to think it up was this guy who locked himself out of his house and with a smug look on his face, he must have said "Not again!! Ooookey..... Here we go again". Thus the birth of the word "key".